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Based on the urban legend of Conor Kiely, a sloth disguised as a human who was so good at his game he got into Oxford to study English.
A Kermit Diely is essentially a love child between a sloth and Frodo, and is a rare but fascinating race. Cf. David Attenborough's program on the species.
Woah dude, my cousin's marrying this guy who's a total Kermit Diely. The queen's agreed to be their first child's Godmother.
That face you make when you suck your lips inward and downward, just like Kermit the Frog.
OMG dude, that macro just made me Kermit face!
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The Best Muppet Parody where Kermit Dies
Test your might FIGHT! KERMIT KOMBAT
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A 2011 Muppets movie the Muppets were exposed for being communist, even Kermit.
today I saw the movie and Kermit the communist was in it
this is the office muppet; leaders throughout the organization will try and surround themselves with kermits, people they can influence, pull their strings, play them at times, have them do whatever and whenever they want. The great leaders will strategically have kermits throughout the company in different cross-functional groups so they can rally them, pull them to take complete control. Some kermits are true losers, born that way and will always be losers, others unfortunately find themselves in this role, and often don't realize it until it's too loate ... they were probably promoted into it, possibly given a title, and may even be well paid, or overpaid ...only to serve as a kermit. Saavy leaders will seek out office 7 irons in the company to serve as their future kermits.
Jackson: Did you hear what happend to Lars?
Murphy: No what's up?
Jackson: He's been recruited by Miller?
Murphy: Ooh? To do what?
Jackson: Well after hearing how Lars backed Millers ridiculous idea in the advertising meeting, I'm guessing he is the new office kermit.
When you fart into an unfrozen Icecube tray leaving the water to freeze trapping the fart bubbles inside the ice cubes once frozen.
Hey what are you doing in the freezer,
A frosty Kermit darling... what else
when one or more people have a fetish for kermit the frog
oh my god! my kermit fetish is getting worse