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An extention of the popular, "pool of knowledge" that basically means someone is so smart and has such a large information base they surpass just being a pool of knowledge, they can miraculously pull things out of their ass, and hence are a cesspool of knowledge.
Could be taken as a compliment or an insult--i.e. someone that is full of shit.
You're so smart you're like a cesspool of knowledge!
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The act of supplying another individual with important information at a crucial time. The information supplied must be of some significance within the context with which it was dropped.
Mark: "I am going to Boston, but I am not sure what I am doing"
John: "Hmm, please allow me, I love "dropping knowledge" on the likes of you. There is a Red Sox game at 7:05 pm, they're playing the Rangers, you can find tickets at stubhub.com, there is a great restaurant around the corner, here is the number to make a reservation. You should avoid taking 93 during rush hour."
Mark: "Wow, you just dropped some serious knowledge on me!"
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The euphamish the federal government uses for sex. Doesn't make sense unless you know what "carnal knowledge" is. Otherwise it seems like the government is defining rape as knowing something about females.
"Rape is the carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will."
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The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."
Average Stumble knowledge
"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."
And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."
When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?
How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?
Facebook Knowledge bro.
is what "seldom few know", usually with reference to the community in which the term is used.
Bob: Did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain?
Tom: No i did not.
Bob: I'm just full of uncommon knowledge.
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Something only DJB knows. Knowledge that can melt the mind of mere mortals and can only be handled by someone of supreme intellect and mental fortitude such as DJB.
Bro have you heard about Unfiied Field Theory ?
Yeah bro but I don't mess with that. That's DJB's Knowledge.