DJB

(dee-j-bee)

abbreviation for
1. dreaded jiz buildup.

Condition associated when a male is unable to score sexually. Generally triggered by female PMS syndrome or resulting from inappropriate male behavior towards female partner. Basically, a man’s worst nightmare. The symptoms of DJB include light to heavy irritability, fatigue, emotional distress, and less commonly depression. Other side effects of DJB may include weakened immune system, weakened bladder, low pain tolerance, poor sleep, and loss of sexual abilities.

“John Doe seems very irritable and upset lately - he has mentioned an overall lack of sex. His ideas suck and he is constantly bickering with his wife. He must have DJB.”

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DJB

Double Jerky Blow-Job
Used when penis is over average size and the women is some what of a pro or slut
Will have you shaking more then the electric shock in home alone 2

“Fucking hell cunt, she grabbed my cock like a cricket bat and spun that shit like a fucking Chinese burn, she used the DJB”

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DJB's Knowledge

Something only DJB knows. Knowledge that can melt the mind of mere mortals and can only be handled by someone of supreme intellect and mental fortitude such as DJB.

Bro have you heard about Unfiied Field Theory ?
Yeah bro but I don't mess with that. That's DJB's Knowledge.