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Labia Fingers

When someone takes loose skin from the genitals (often from a scrotum) and squeezes them in-between the fingers of a hand, thus resembling labia like fingers. This is often photographed and sent via text message.

I didn't want to see Steve's labia fingers, but he sent me a picture anyways, it's clear that he has a lot of extra nutsack skin, information that I did not care to know about.

by labiafingers December 16, 2021


Labia minority

Women who are proudly and defiantly NOT a part of the 'vajority'.

"Hilary's too much of a virtuecrat to get my vote just because she has a vaj.I'll go with the labia minority."

"Hells yeah, and she voted for the war and lied about it. Let's vote for a woman with balls. UD would come up with great words for us then".

by Charisma Resistant January 3, 2008

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labia crayon

feminine hygiene product, i.e. tampon

Is it your time of the month?! Bitch please, go stick in a labia crayon!

by lianlogan January 22, 2011

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Labia pants

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.

Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.

by High 5 July 19, 2012

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stretchy labia

It is the upside down V that connects where the clit meets and is called the labia aka beef curtain - the lips that hang between the actual pussy lips; usually darker in color and wrinkled. Most porn stars & skinny females have this beefy curtain between their lips.

"Did you see that small dick disappear in her stretchy labia?"

by NoBeefCurtain November 30, 2013

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Anal Labia

When your hemorrhoids protrude so far out of your anus that they resemble labia.

That stripper is so nasty. When she bent over, her anal labia were poking out of her G-string

by Bighart July 24, 2015

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Lazy Labia

A medical condition when one or both lips of a woman's labia turn in or out and/ or do not appear to work together. Though medically it is considered a matter of opinion, some say a lazy labia effect's one's ability to correctly judge the depth of the afflicted vagina. A popular layman’s description of a lazy labia is that the woman’s vagina appears to have suffered a stroke.

Person 1: Dude did you score with Hally last night?

Person 2: I had to hit that doggy style, seeing her lazy labia made it hard for me to keep a boner!

by T.J. Kerr March 23, 2012

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