Funny ass fat fuck from Jersy. Might have a small drinking problem, minor gambling problem.
did you see Arty drinking Jack and betting on the WNBA the other night? What a sad sack.
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The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.
wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."
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Past tense. To have beaten the stuffing out of somebody.
Fav: Word mo fro? What happened to your face?
Dolan: Got into a fight at The Thirsty Whale.
Fav: Against whom?
Dolan: Colby.
Fav: WTF? I thought you guys were friends?
Dolan: He was acting like a real shit bird so I clubber langed his ass.
Fav: Ouch !
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A sexy smoking guy who thinks he is and is top shit
The best at everything and is the hottest guy in the world... Everyone loves him, women want him and men want to be him. He has a huge cock and a sexy six pack!
Hey Declan Langeu have sexy abs
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One of the most famous directors out there. Known for movies such as Metropolis and M
Fritz Lang is an amazing director.
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Person 1: Yo man let's roll, ______ was postin' lang
Person 2: Finna beat the fuck out that fuckboy