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a movie starring a blonde girl who's got the body, president of her sorority delta nu, 2000's home coming queen, gemini vegetarian and has a dog named bruiser, ... and oh, two weeks ago she saw cameron diaz at freddy seagul and she talk her out of buying this truly heinous and gorous sweater, whoever said that orange was the new pink, was seroiusly disturbed.
"oh, hi, my name is elle woods, and from my admissions essay, i'm gonna tell all of you at harvard, why i'm gonna make an amazing lawyer."
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Any activity or substance that produces a high while not breaking the law. Often sold in the form of legal herbs that produce a sense of relaxation or euphoria.
Bro, I just got mad herb tea. You want to sip on this legal high?
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a corrupt system in place to in strict fear
BUT
it's corrupt for a reason: if people didn't break the fucking law, then they wouldn't have to go through it
bill told me to stop at the ben and jerries so he could piss in their garbage can, i said "bro you ever been through the legal system?"
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Completely Illegally. Torrented or pirated off of a site.
Hey man, I just got Bioshock 3!" "But that's not out for another month!" "I got it Completely Legally." "Sweet, man, help me get it!
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A particularly sociopathic or physically repulsive paralegal.
Also a tool or effigy used to repel other paralegals from one's own computer.
Sakura placed a scare-a-legal on her monitor and no attorney dared approach it.
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I felt Legally Dumb after watching this movie.
Legally Blonde lowered my I.Q. by 70 points.
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It's perfectly legal to wear a suit once and return it, instead of hiring a suit.