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A city of Northern France left in a post-apocalyptic state since its near-total destruction by Allied bombings at the end of WWII. Reconstruction efforts have been foiled by both the constant rain and the insistance of some architect to rebuild the city with bunker-like buildings in case WWIII was to spring out. Some say that the only thing that stopped the Soviets from invading Western Europe was this heavily fortified city as well as the Volcan, a weird structure possibly containing multiple nuclear devices ready to rain upon enemy nations.
Repopulation efforts begun a few years ago with the opening of a Sciences Po Paris Campus, dedicated to the study of Europe and Asia.
Kid: it always rains in Le Havre :'(
Boss: You screwed up again... That's it, you're being sent to Le Havre!
Employee: HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL!!
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the act of gasping- in french!
dude, he just asked me out!
le gasp!
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A moment of intense extreme frustration whereby one vents ones frustrations through the means of a spastic episode.
"Oh man Jason just stole the last burrito... LE SPAZ"
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A Le Vert is a soft spoken male who sleepstrips.
They will show little emotion, however a Le Vert is at his most outragous when in a foreign country where he will without shame or remorse expose himself to a large audience of strangers whilst asleep.
Le Vert's are usually adverse to violence. The only time a Le Vert will become violent is if you say the word 'Roy' to him for no apparent reason. After a bout of sparing violence, he will only be calmed if you present him with a friendship stone.
Once a Le Vert has ingested more than 4 units of alcohol, he will refuse to use a key to open a door. He will stand at the door shouting "BELL" repeatedly until entry to said establishment is gained.
"Oh my word, look at that guy getting naked. He must be a Le Vert, doesn't he realise there are children around"
"I had a fight with Le Vert, I got angry and called him Roy. I best get a friendship stone"
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a really, really good bassist. used to be in Primus, now has his own band, Les Claypool's Flying Frog Brigade. sings with a southern accent, but talks normal.
listen to primuses cover of Metallica's "Master of Puppets" they only play up until the singing starts, but les claypool plays the guitar parts on his bass
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A beautiful sounding guitar invented by a man of the same name. The Les Paul Standard model features a rounded C-neck made of mahogany, rosewood fingerboard, maple top, mahogany body, twin humbuckers, and is indeed quite heavy. However if it is too heavy for you, try getting a decent strap which some people apparently fail to do. I have a Les Paul Vintage Mahogany and the thing doesn't have the maple top, neck and body SOLID MAHOGANY, one of the HEAVIEST woods used in making guitars as you well know, and with a strap this thing is light as a feather. Even without one, I'd be able to play easily if I didn't have to struggle to keep hold of the guitar with my right hand. And for all you who say these guitars sound muddy-try actually messing around with your settings for awhile and/or get a decent amp. Let me give you an example of my setup.
Gibson Les Paul Vintage Mahogany -> MXR ZW-44 Overdrive (Gain-10, Tone-8.5, Output matched to clean channel volume) -> Boss BF-3 Flanger (Manual at 12:00, Resonance 2:00, Depth 3:00, Rate 9:00, Standard or Ultra mode) -> Boss DD-6 Digital Delay (Effect Level 6:00, Feedback 1:30, Delay Time 8:00, 300ms mode, or just matched to tempo) -> Fender Princeton Chorus non-DSP (Treble 8.5, Mids 5.5, Bass 10, Gain 7.5, Limiter 0, Prescence +5, and my chorus settings are Rate 2, Depth 5)
Trust me, tweak a Gibson Les Paul and you're gonna get a good sound out of it. These guitars are crystal clear, not muddy, and get an INCREDIBLE distortion and overdrive. If you want a warm, thick-as-hell, creamy overdrive or clean sound, the Captain Crunch of classic rock sounds, an incredible metal (new or old) distortion, or screaming leads from hell, the Les Paul is gonna work out FANTASTIC. If you want a brighter, thinner, tighter sound, get a Fender Strat.
Some Les Paul players are Ace Frehley, Jimmy Page, Eric Clapton (Cream era), Duane Allman, the list goes on...
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"If you call me anything other than the 'Le$bean' at this point you're disrespecting me."
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