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When you have someone lift your balls and spread the butt cheeks so they can lick from asshole down the taint to the base of the balls from below with one motion.
Sharleena gave me a garage lift last night and my grundle is still tingling.
A lifting routine coined by Henry Muprhy which involves taking two free weights, one in each hand, getting in a ready position and then proceeding to thrust your hips forward while you rotate your arms out from the elbows. Very difficult to master the proper form.
You can tell that guy is never in the weight room, look at that awful Murphy Lift form!
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A vicious operation in the world sexual positions.
Lay the girl on her back, legs together and "lift" the legs upward. Pillow under the lower back for extra minge height!
Legs held with one arm, while the free hand removes the skimps and "Stuff's" them in her mouth. Cock in and your away...So to speak.... Hence the 'Lift and Stuff'!!
Good position if the parents are in the next room.!!!
Also know as 'The Tale of the Ostrich'
Tom..'If it was me I'd have given her the The PD Gay "Lift and Stuff"?!
PD Gay..'I gave her the "LIFT" but couldn't perform the "STUFF" due to the size of her under-crackers'!!!
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When a man is laying down in bed or on a couch, and his balls get really sweaty, he lifts one leg up to let in some air.
girl- are you doing leg lifts in bed?
boy- yeah, my balls are sweaty, what a man's balls can't be sweaty?
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An apple soda only sold in Mexico. It's made by Coca-Cola. It's really unique and comes in red, green, and golden apple flavors. Supposedly they sell something simular here called Manzana Mia, but I personally have never seen it.
(on a Mission Trip to Mexico)
Peter: Why does Mexico have better soda brands than us?
Me: I don't know.
Peter:...do you think we'll have to declare this if we bring it across the border?
Me: Shutup.
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Code for any quantity of Cocaine. Derived from the terms "snow" and "ski trip" referring to cocaine.
Hey man, are you going to get those lift tickets?
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to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out
A: Why is your facebook different?
B: I got a facebook lift.
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