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in rap-longer then 5 minutes
in rock-longer than 6
in metal-longer then 7
in prog-longer than 20
hey jude is a long rock song because it is 7 minutes long. even the gods must die by nile is a long metal song because it is 10 minutes long.
six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater is a long prog song because it is 42 minutes long.
Me- "hey billy wanna listen to a really long song?"
Billy-"through the fire and flames by dragonforce? that song is almost 8 minutes long!"
Me-"no six degrees of inner turbulence by dream theater, it is 42 minutes long"
Billy-"okay you sexy machine"
a real annoying Chinese man a popular name in China and isn't good at soccer
"Hes a real Jun-Long"
"i know he cant play soccer"
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The term for human meat sold on the cannibal market.
"Man, I bought some really good long pork the other day."
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Long paper is when you make the big bucks. The big fuckin' bank. The big dollars. Like when A-Rod gets paid 260+ million over 10 years. Or when that jew bitch from Facebook throws a party.
The jew is throwing down the long paper tonight yo.
NBC execs come all up on Joe Rogan to rehost the re-release of Fear Factor. Joe says, "Yeah I'll do it, but only for the long paper niggaz".
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Long Horse is a long horse. Commonly known to smell exactly like cinnamon.
When you're playing golf and utilize something on or around the course to make your drive longer. A cart path, bounce it off a tree or the roof of a house etc. Usually done on accident.
Guy hits a drive that bounces on the cart path and rolls another 200 yards toward the hole
Friend: "That's fucking bullshit!"
Guy: "That's sneaky long my friend."
(v. or noun) Action during sexual intercourse when a male deliberately uses the entire length of his penis to fully enter, then nearly exit, his partner in repetitive, slow motions.
"I want to long stroke that ass."
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