Hoochie Mamma

A woman, most likely old and wrinkly, somewhat resembling a raisin, who is under the impression that they can still "work-it". Dresses as if New York City Hooker. Sometimes is seen with a walker. If you are ever asked to "get jiggy" with one, take her purse and sprint quickly to the nearest Starbucks. Hopefully, they wont have enough speed to catch you, and a Starbucks to an old lady is like a physical to a 50+ man. Very, very uncomfortable and a touch to high tech. Stay away from Jerry Springer shows. These attract hoochie mamma's like moths to a flame.

"Shit dude, the hoochie mamma is eyeing me. We gotta dip mane!! heard for nearest Starbucks. The wi-fi creeps them out."

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mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

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Baby mamma

Thots who are grown with children are baby mamma's.

This thottie also know as my baby mamma want me to pay child support, I was like "thot please."

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yo mamma

The most scripted, forced reality TV show on MTV, more-so than the real world. Hosted by fez from that 70's show, they make a huge deal out of critiquing disses to make the show seem interesting.

Have you seen the latest episode of yo mamma?
No.

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bahama mammas

a drink served constantly on Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines. Many people like to keep the glasses as a parting gift.

"if i don't get one more of those bahama mammas...i'm gonna punch this gay ass waiter ova to cuba."

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Yo Mamma

Yo Mamma is so fat .. She uses a VCR as Beeper.

Yo mamma is so old her tits squirt out cottage cheese

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Stoe Mamma

The mature woman who works in corner convenience stores. She's the solid rock who can be kind or cruel. She is often recognized by many customers as a "mom" because though she might chastise you for making a mess or her life more difficult she might also cover your back in a pinch or let you slide a few cents. She can be sweet and kind or stern. She's worked for years, she's no easy pushover and those who frequent the store are willing to protect her if push comes to shove. She loves her long term customers and the youth are like her adopted kids. She may be White, Black or Latin. She seems indifferent to color or of a person's station in life whether they are poor or rich. More likely she is taken in by the poorer community who appreciate that she "see's" them and appreciates them.

Kisha: Dis my stoe mamma.

Shandra: She mean.

Kisha: She coo les you dis her.