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Poke marathon occurs when two ppl keep poking each other back on facebook, may go on for a zillion years...
"you've been poked by a"
b -ohh i have to poke back!!
.... .... ...
"you've been poked by b"
a -oh i have to poke back! poking is fun!
.....
"you've been poked by a"
b - =___= another poke marathon!
Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).
You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!
Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.
MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!
In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.
Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”
Boss kills them instantly
Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”
1. At the end of a phone conversation, both parties awkwardly say far too many goodbyes.
2. When working in customer service and speaking with someone on the phone and you try to say as many goodbyes as possible to entertain yourself and mess with them.
At the end of the conversation, we had a huge goodbye marathon:
You: "Okay bye"
Them: "later"
You: "Ciao"
Them: "Take care"
You: "Have a good day"
Them: "Until next time"
You: (especially fun if you can pull this off when working in customer service) "lovvveee yooouuuuu"
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When a female plugs her vagina with a large fruit such as a cantelope or watermelon and proceeds to run for 26 miles.
I heard Nala participates in the Alabama marathon every year, i bet fucking her is like throwing a dart down a hallway.
I did a total flamingo marathon on that bitch all night long.
The act of a man taking long shits just to play on his phone while his significant other debates contacting a rescue team.
Significant other: Babe, are you ok? You’ve been in there for 45 min! Are you Marathon Pooping?!
Man: It’s still coming! (Continues to play Mario Kart on his phone)