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The slower, less entusiastic, and overall pessimistic version of the antelope.
Cantelopes can run at three and a quarter yards per hour
A term for a woman who can't find her own man to marry that she insists on pursuing and/or taking someone elses.
~Hey what she up to?
Chasing Tim.
~Isn't he Summers boyfriend?
Yeah.
~Oh she's a fucking Cantelope!
Such a slut.
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A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.
Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun
a fruit that is only good for fucking
me-you know you could just have sex with fruit
eli-with fruit?
me- yeah like maybe a peach, or a kiwi, it is already fuzzy
charlie-not a kiwi!
me-why
charlie-because it has like million tiny seeds, and you have a urethra
whitney-plus it doesn't really seem long enough
me-maybe like three kiwis all together?
charlie-no kiwi
me- ok, maybe like a cantelope then, low citrus content, nice texture, and nobody eats those nasty bastards anyway
eli-yeah, cantelopes are only good for fucking
charlie-fruit rapist
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huge or abnormally large breasts. usually is a good thing to have these on a girl
damn, that ho had some cantelopes on her!
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When your breath smells like pure shit. Almost like rotten cantelopes being eaten out of a fat fucks sweaty ass.
Bobby - "Bro, you have fucking cantelope breath"
Lenny - "fuck off"
Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.
I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.
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