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To jack one's beanstalk.
Or, to choke one's chicken.
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The Sole Purpose Of Myspace Pictures
I pulled up Jennies myspace and worked on my masturbation
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The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
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The use of improvisational means to obtain sexual gratification in the absence of a partner.
Because the word "masturbation" sounds kind of boring, people have come up with an absurd amount of euphemisms for what is essentially sex without a partner.
I tried to look up "masturbation" on UD, but the constant use of euphemisms and the lack of a real definition drove me crazy.
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The act of pleasuring yourself. Self-sex, its like training for actual sex.Jacking off.
For a man stroking, rubbing, or even slapping the erect penis, for a women, rubbing the vagina with the two front fingers, or even lodging a penis shaped item such as a dildo in it.
There are terms such as;
Buff the Bananna
Spank the Frank
Stroke the one-eyed snake
beat the meat
Hold your sausage hostage
choke the chicken
Rub the Robin
Box the cock
Invade your pants with a five fingered army
Crank the Shank
Crown the King
Fondle the Fig
Jerk the Gerk
Tug the Tiger
Hand to Gland Combat.
As for women;
Vagina Dj
Taco Handshake
Play the Clitar
shuck the oyster
pressing the escape button
Tapping the keg
cleaning your fingers
the two finger tengo
ect
I just love the art of masturbation, it feels amzaing!
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something that everyone has done or will do in the course of their lives, even if they keep denying it in front of their friends.
Scott: Joe, when you get home and watch that porn, and you are done masturbating, don't forget to wipe up the mess
Joe: I'm not gay, I don't do that
Scott: ummmmmmmm, sure you do, everyone does.
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To fuck oneself
me: Why don't you just go and fuck yourself?
boyfriend: *goes off to do some masturbation*
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