masturbation

To fuck oneself

me: Why don't you just go and fuck yourself?
boyfriend: *goes off to do some masturbation*

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Danielgasm

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy Daniel Craig is...especially when dressed up as James Bond in tight little speedos from Casino Royale...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for Daniel Craig...*smiles*

*Watching Casino Royale*....*Sees Daniel Craig flipping wet hair and swaying about in the sea*....*Danielgasm*....O god that was good

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Paris Hilton

A woman who is not worth the paper her birth certificate was printed on.

Even God hates Paris Hilton

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Vesper Lynd

The sexy woman that tamed James Bond

Vesper Lynd: All women want to be her and apparently all men want to be with her

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Craig Girl

Real life version of a Bond Girl...basically a girl who dates Daniel Craig, the current actor who plays James Bond

I want to be a Craig Girl

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