Olney MD

Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world

*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"

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MD/PhDouche

A student working on both an MD and a PhD.

Person A: "The master's and PhD students are cool, but everyone at this school getting an MD is an arrogant shitbag."

Person B: "What about that guy?"

Person A: "Oh, he's an MD/PhDouche."

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md-80

a small airplane with engine that sound like a lawn mower

the easiest plane to detect is the md-80 why its engine noise

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Sparks MD

Located in the prestigous "Zone" Sparks, MD is filled with people who don't wave, don't smile, and otherwise can't see past the end of their nose to acknowledge your existance.
The best part of Sparks, MD is the "Sparkette's, not the cheerleaders, but the PTA Mom's who alienate every other parent from participating in their child's education for the fear of being Sparked. These women band together like a cult and their leader will take you out at the knees.
Come visit us. Amongst the overpriced housing and German cars, you'll find heaven on earth.

Sparks MD, Hereford Zone

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Mechanicsville, md

A shitty little town full of rednecks and drunks, with nothing to do but drink and do drugs and have little babies

the crappest place ever outside of arkansas is mechanicsville, md

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MD Draank

A Malibu Rum, orange juice, and grenadine cocktail; i.e "Dr.'s orders"

I was just prescribed a MD Draank! Skrrt!

MD/L

The dynamic of a Little and a Magic Diaper. Like CG/L but the Little is being cared by a Diaper who is alive by magic and conscious. The typical powers of the Diaper include; talking, being able to come on and off, floating the wearer or items to wherever it wants, making the wearer incontinent, ect.

The Magic Diaper can be replaced with a different supernatural/magic item, like a magical paci or floating hands.

Example of MD/L RP;
Little *standing at the potty*: Please get off, I need poopoo!
Magic Diaper: Sorry little one, You have a diaper for a reason!
Little: eep!
*The little then wets the diaper due to it not wanting to come off*