Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

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prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

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The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

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hacker meal

A meal consisting of Ramen noodles and energy drink. Sometimes, the person will actually cook the noodles in the energy drink and call it good, but mostly the person just eats the Ramen and drinks the drink. Ramen noodles are used because they're cheap and (somewhat) nutritious. Energy drink tends to keep the hacker up longer programming/exploiting.

The meal was originally proposed by a hacker/phreaker named BSOD

I have a loooong night ahead of me. I think I'm going to go make a hacker meal.

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Counter Meal

A meal in a pub; primarily Australian.

We'll go out and have a fabulous counter meal later tonight.

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baby meal

When you go to McDonalds and you are asian and you can't read the menu, but you want a kids meal. Unfortunatly you only know how to say baby so you say you want a baby meal.

McDonalds worker: What can I get for you today?
Person: Baby meal.
McDonalds worker: Kids meal?
Person: yea yea baby meal
McDonalds: we don't have a baby meal
Person: Yea yea baby meal

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5th Meal

After 4th meal is purchased at your local Taco Bell, you go back to your place with a female companion and proceed consume 4th meal. After consumption, your female companion and you begin to engage in oral sex. During oral stimulation you thrust the females throat so hard that she regurgitates up all over your phallus and herself. With the vomit, you spread it across each of your genitals and begin penetration. After climax has been achieved on each end, begin to consume the combined fluids a.k.a 5th Meal. (Optional) You can also end the night by taking a shit on her chest!

Me: Hey Marsha, wanna grab some 5th Meal tonight?

Marsha: OK, I'm totally OK with it!

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