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A "Microphone Warrior" is a person that will talk all kinds of smack over a Microphone. Because they are too cowardly to say it to your face. This is common in Gaming & Telephone conversation.
1. Man, I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.
2. I called this dude to confront him and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior." When I told him where I'd be and to come talk shit to my face he never showed up.
A "Microphone Warrior" is somebody that will talk all kinds of smack through a gaming headset or a telephone. But doesn't have the balls to say it to your face.
1. I was playing Call of Duty and this "Microphone Warrior" wouldn't stop talking shit.
2. I confronted this dude over the phone and he was a straight "Microphone Warrior". When I told him where he could find me and that I'll be waiting he never showed.
Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"
An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth
Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore
A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.
Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone
Pilots on long flights in small aircraft would often install in a small funnel attached to a rubber hose that ran out side. If necessary they would use funnel to relieve themselves during the flight
No need to stop at the next gas station said Bill. I'll just use the Polish Microphone
When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone
Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE