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Verb, infinitive; to ming.
Present continuative tense: minging
Simple present tense: mings.
1. to smell badly
2. to be drunk (usu. used in past tense)
3. to be generally distasteful
This word is widely used in the North of England and Scotland.
Etymology: variation of meng, mong and mongoloid, yet with no racist or discriminatory overtones.
The noun is not *mingoloid, rather it is derived from this verb: minger, q.v.
"By God I ming today!"
"I was minging last night!"
"Those sandwiches are minging!"
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Bad, distasteful, unpleasant
That dog's breath mings, it does.
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Mingeing is the art of rubbing ones vagina on an unsuspecting third party.
Nuala "I was having a massage and the masseuse was mingeing my head shouolder and hand"
Erika "I was having my hair cut and the hairdresser minged my sitting elbow"
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Often a super cute Chinese girl who’s really a genius or a prodigy but to modest to admit it! She’s really shy at first but can be the most humorous and enjoyable person to spend time with when you get to know her. Don’t piss her off or she’ll go Chinese secret agent on you and shove a 15 inch dildo up your ass and demand you make her tea! She really loves jasmine teas and boba and will kill you with a boba straw to the throat if you get her the wrong boba!
I was going to get boba with Ming and accidentally ordered her Vietnamese boba with extra sugar. She proceeded to shove a huge butt plug up my ass after stabbing me with the boba straw. But she’s so cute and sweet I went and got her a jasmine tea with 30% sugar after that and she kissed me like a cutey!
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Another word for shit, predominately used as a verb
Hector: "WHOA, I have to ming really bad"
Lionel: "So your saying you have to lay a dynasty?"
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(noun) An neologistic acronymisation of 'Mega Intense Nerd Geek'
MINGs know EVERYTHING.
MINGS can NEVER LIE.
They are students at High School who are (in the words of a certain MING I know) as clever and cunning as a fox which has eaten a brain pie.
Secretly, underneath it all, they're quite nice people.
NB: The MING can evolve, much in the same way as pokemon (we did say Nerd Geek, didn't we?) into a MINGER when they are Eating Rice. Once MINGER, they will immediately lose all their brains and become an average person, albeit with awful fashion taste and a funny smell hanging around them...
A: Wow, that guy knows everything!
B: Of course he does- that's the class MING.
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Something that is very disgusting(1) or someone who is very, very drunk(2)
(1) the puke on that cash machine is Minging
(2)he was so minging last night
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