Back to Narnia

When a homosexual or bisexual "comes out" (of the closet) and then changes their mind and pretends to be straight again. From "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" by C.S Lewis, where you go in the wardrobe (closet) to get to Narnia.

"What happened to your ex, Naomi?"

"Oh, she went back to Narnia."

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Butthole narnia

Is when you get fucked up the ass so much it gets so big you can walk to narnia through it!

Elias has some serious butthole narnia

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Shitter Narnia

Three porta-shitters (or more) in a row, at a large gathering, with no line for any shitters.

Running Hood to Coast, we stop at an exchange and we found shitter narnia. Four shitters with no line.

Narnia vagina

when a very small girl has a very large gaping vagina. It will leave you baffled as you try many different positions but you never once hit the g-spot let alone the walls surrounding. It’s like a whole new world that leaves scientists baffled about where it ends.

This young little lassie that I was hooking up with the other night had a narnia vagina. I felt like such a fool.

baller narnia

a word to describe something cool or something you like. Also you can say it randomly outloud for fun

"dude baller narnia!" -Dewy

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Queen of Narnia

Kevin Jonas.

"Kevin Jonas' outfits clearly prove that he is the Queen of Narnia, and someone needs to go inside the closet, and pull him out. Immediately."

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Out of Narnia

A cooler way of saying: Out of the closet.

Ricky Martin just came out of Narnia.

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