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The retreat of the lunar cycle in our solar system.
Lunar new year falls on February 5th
As soon as the new year begins kick a guy in the nuts as hard as you can and yell “Happy new year”
Are you ready for a New Years ballbust when the ball drops?
That dangerous period of time within 1-2 weeks after the New year in which people try to go through with their New Year's Resolution. Often met with minimal success.
Bob: Hey Tom, whats your New Years Resolution?
Tom: I think I'll lose some weight.
1-2 Weeks later.*
Bob: Tom was a good man, its such a shame that he had to die so young. Our thoughts and wishes go out to his friends and family.
Tom's Mom: Curse you New Years Fallout!
*Shakes fist at sky*
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(noun) anyone having a birthday around the end of September or the beginning of October, indicating they were conceived on New Year's Eve/Day.
"What's up with that group birthday party?"
"Each one is a happy new year. I heard on the radio October 5 is the most popular birthday in the nation."
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The peak time of year to observe drunken girl on girl kissing!
Dude, Jen and Tracy are totally going new year's eve on each other!
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A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.
Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.
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the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,
a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept
"lets go get drunk"
"why??"
"its new years eve"
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