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U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.
After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.
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When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.
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A contest where people see how much poop they can devour in a time period of 32 minutes and 16 seconds.
Sean Ramon won the poop eating contest. That guy ate 30409 pounds of poop in that poop eating contest. He really loves his poop.
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A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.
CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"
Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
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Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.
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When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration
Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you
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