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mark is someone who is an absolute living legend and has the best humour to ever exist
him: have you seen that new kid
her: omg yeah he is such a mark
him: wow he literally is aswell
her: omg his name is mark spencer aswell what a coincidence
him: i want to be friends with him
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The most amazing boyfriend a Jessica could have. Mark's tend to hover towards girls named Jessica. Mark's also tend to be amazing computer programmers. Also considered a master of pleasing a Jessica.
Mark totally annihilated that girl Jessica's pink last night.
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Japanese meaning is "all knowing"
Damn!!! He knows everything. His name must be mark.
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The type of guy that makes a shit ton of puns and is good at chess and magic the gathering and still thinks he the shit.
Mark: I’m better at magic than u!
Sophie: no one cares! Shut up!
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A target or victim of a joke, scam, or in more extreme cases, Shakespearean plots.
When I heard my uncle had killed my father and assumed the throne, I swore revenge, but he laughed and said "Negro please, you put the 'mark' in 'Denmark'" and I was like "alas".
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The most loyal, deep loving, and greatest man alive. He is brownskin borderline darkskin I dare say. He is so sexy that I just want to stare at him for as long as possible. Don't let him catch you admiring him or he will look back with his eyes that are just so sexy. If you look hard in his eyes for 10 seconds you will see a brown cognac hue well hidden deep under his solid black pupils. In public he treats me like his best friend and loves to kiss me and smacks my booty at random times. In private he makes me feel like a woman in every sense of the word. He is extremely confident that if you didn't know him you would think he is ignorant. When we cuddle I fall right asleep in his arms. He is a freak by nature, one time we were kissing and his cock got so long it bumped against my vagina and turned me on so much. When he said he wanted to marry me the next day and took me to Jared. And I just wanted to die because I was so fucking happy. I had to give him a blowjob that night for committing to me and being the love of my life. Get you a Mark.
I found my Mark and I show him everyday that I love him love him love him, because this world doesn't.
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