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The pairing of Rachel Berry and Jesse St. James on the TV show Glee. Played by Broadway costars and best friends Jonathan Groff and Lea Michele.
Jesse originally approached Rachel to try and reunite her with her biological mother and quickly fell in love, even though he wasn't supposed to. The two of them are arrogant drama queens who are driven as hell and often feel separated from other people. As Rachel said, 'their deep respect for each other's talent will carry them through.' As the stars of two rival Glee clubs, the two had a lot of enemies.
Obviously tortured, Jesse was forced to break an egg on Rachel's head, and didn't show his face until about a year later when he returned from college to apologize. Rachel accepted and hinted that all was not lost for them as a pair, but alas, the writers of Glee are total morons and so they didn't end up together and Rachel was allowed to become the pathetic, whiny bitch she never was with Jesse.
R: "I thought you'd never come back."
J: "And miss all your drama? Never."
"I don't know why all these people like Finchel, it's toxic. St. Berry brought out the best in both characters, had far more chemistry, and understood each other better."
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a mystical creature who is awesome and amazing to all #zerohate
kiley is such a nice fou berry!
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Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.
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Talented British musician,actor,comedian. Starred in many Tv programs such as The Mighty Boosh,Snuff Box,The IT crowd, Garth marenghis darkplace,AD/BC and the Peter Serafinowicz show.
Also very good looking and has an amazing voice/accent
"If i should die of smallpox stick my remains in my snuffbox"
"i'll just take that have a piss and be off"
"Matt Berry is a sexy beast!"
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The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
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Chuck Berry is the grandfather of Rock n Roll. No one is more important to the development of music than he. Without him there would be no Beatles, Rolling stones, Bob Dylan or the Bach Boys.
,"If you were going to give rock&roll another name, you might call it' Chuck Berry '. - John Lennon
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