SOAP BAR

Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement

45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you

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soap opera

A weekday drama airing during the daytime, intended for women (particularly "homemakers"/"at-home moms"), known for excessively emotional acting and shallow plots and scripts. Soap operas are so-called because the earliest dramas, which originated in the 1950s and 1960s, were sponsored by soap-making companies such as Proctor & Gamble.

My wife's favorite soap opera is Days Of Our Lives. Or is it All My Children?

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drop the soap

To do something horribly, horribly stupid that leaves you wide open to be screwed, like in a prison shower. Screwage may be figurative or literal.

"I dropped the soap! Now I'm as good as screwed!"

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soaping off

When you jerk off using soap as lube.

I ran out of lube yesterday, so i ended up soaping off

soap on a rope

Its when prisoners tie a rope to the soap so they cant be fucked up the ass if they drop the soap.

Jerry got ass fucked by ben when he dropped the soap. Next time hes gunna tie the soap to a rope.

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college soap

A mix of soap and water that is made when there is not enough soap in the dispenser to get some out. This is typically found in a college dorm room.

Hey man, can you add more water to the college soap? It's out again.

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free soap

a word created for fobs when they get rejected by hot girls and then seek aid from the gandalf becuase FUKIN DUMB BELLEND DOOR died by fukin snape u snake i.e the wizard of kik , hence the kik wizard named the fob after the word suicide ... named him "suside" as he has emotional trama ect , pray to god these fobs do commit suside .

FSFS THIS FOB IS GOING FREESOAP AGAIN

FREE SOAP MEANS EMOTIONAL TRAIN REC