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My answer to everything.
Teacher: Why didn't you turn in your homework?
Me: Your mom.
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Teacher: What do you think your doing, sleeping in class?!
Me:...Your mom.
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Teacher: Any questions?
Me: Your mom... I mean, your mom?
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Nobody can make this decision for you - it's your call.
It's your call, just say what you want.
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Gone.
Your Dad: Gone.
You: sad
Your Mom: she ain't glad
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Something that nobody wants.
Not even homeless people.
Especially not homeless people.
"HEY EVERYONE HOLD ON JUST A SECOND LET ME WHIP OUT MY OPINION"
"No one gives a shit about your opinion and why are you in my house get out"
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A one-size-fits-all retort guaranteed to amuse or annoy.
For reasons that elude linguists, sociologists, and recipients alike, the phrase is sometimes held by its proponents to be the greatest comeback ever, and one to which no reply is possible.
Several studies have found a relationship between the humor value of "your face", the number of repetitions, and the average age of the audience. A commonly cited example gives the relationship as:
humor = 2^(n * (1 - abs(13 - age)))
This model predicts that for ages 12-14 "your face" never gets old. For age 13 its humor grows geometrically, hence a sequence of "your face" retorts may only end due to anoxia or exhaustion.
For everyone else "your face" just isn't funny.
Bob: dood, whut up.
Alice: your face is up.
Bob: that's lame.
Alice: your face is lame.
Bob: don't make me come over there.
Alice: don't make me come over your face.
Bob: that's whack.
Alice: your face is whack.
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Something Urban Dictionary keeps bugging us to look up.
There, now you can look up your city. Happy?
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A person that doesn't even know you exist.
You: I want to hold your hand and hug you tight. I want to keep you and never let you go. I want to tell the world how lucky I am to have you in my life. I love you.
Your crush: Excuse me? Who the fuck are you?
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