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what you say when you have absolutely nothing to do and can find no pot.
The state at which you want a meteor to fall through your ceiling and hit you in the leg, just so you'd have something to do.
Places People Are Bored:
1) School
2) Work
3) Sitting on a Bench
4) Waiting for someone or something
5) Watching movies from before 1960
Things people do when they're bored:
1) Add words to urbandictionary.com
2) Bubble in all the a's,b's,d's,e's,g',o's,p's, and all the other letters with loops in them in a novel
3) Teach themselves useless skills like balancing a pencil on their nose or throwing cards
4) Try to move things with their mind
5) Watch a TV channel that only has static on it
Josh: dude, i'm bored.
Kevin: deal with it, you douche.
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what I say whenever nobody pays attention to me
"I'm sad" i say
yet nobody gives a fuck
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an ambiguous phrase, that can be used as it is or didatic about a person's current state (which is me).
it means either im actually ok or im not okay. the deceptive abilities of this phrase are high, so always ask for a different answer or elaboration if something seems off. they can wish that someone would care sometimes.
friend: how are you
me: i'm okay.
friend: no you're not
me: i want to be okay.
friend: i can help
me: the only person who can help me is myself
or:
friend 1: how are we for saturday
friend 2: im okay with that.
me: im okay as well.
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When someone says 'I'm baby' they are referring that they are innocent, cute, gentle, adorable, loving, and lovable.
Generally said to a loved one or a friend and can be used in arguments to prove your innocence or that you don't deserve to have someone angry at you.
Steve: I can't believe you skipped our study session
Jessica: You can't be mad at me, because I'm baby.
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1. To agree, concur or express understanding of something.
2. Being in "the know" or knowledgable about a subject.
1. Person 1: "Man this song is off the hook!" Person 2: "Yeah, I'm hip!"
2. I'm hip to the music scene.
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The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"
This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.
Why didn't you write your essay for class?
"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"
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Most told lie in the english language, next to "I have read and agreed to the Terms and Conditions".
Friend: Are you OK? You look sad.
Me: Yeah *sigh* I'm fine.
(not really)
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