my level

A place no one can reach but me

Guy 1: I got a 92%!!!!
Guy 2: I got 100%. Get on my level

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she-level

The conversational altitude at a dinner table predominated by females. Only recognizable by males. Origin: Sea-Level

Dude #1: (as dude #2 enters the kitchen) What are you doing away from the table?
Dude #2: I just had to get my head above she-level.
Dude #1: Were they discussing menstrual cycles synchronizing again?

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Level 80

Just another excuse for fat people to waste more time playing WoW

<person A> "Did you hear? George Fisher is working on reaching Level 80 with his tauren character!"
<person B> "Wow! At least he stopped wasting time on his music career"

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level-headed

someone who rationalizes and find reasoning through a situation

I like how Paul takes tragedy with level-headed way of thinking.

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Level Five

Psychotic, crazy, insane, disturbed, demented, mentally deranged, in other words... off their fucking rocker. May also refer to any psychiatric ward, mental institution, or "looney bin".

Named after the 5th floor of Portsmouth Naval Hospital, (Portsmouth, Virginia) which houses the psychiatric ward and outpatient counselling programs, such as OCIP (Outpatient Crisis Intervention Program, later renamed Outpatient Cognitive Intervention Program). Often run by useless, never-set-sail REMFs (HM2s!).

"Did you hear about Ski?"

"Yeah, he busted his fist open punching the wall and smeared blood all over the place, so they hauled his ass off to Level Five."

"Last I saw he was arguing with that damn stuffed monkey of his; Ski is definitely Level Five."

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level set

Dipshit corporate lingo which creates unnecessary confusion in order to make the speaker look like some dignified asswipe for obscuring something as simple as "get everyone on the some page"

"Lets set a meeting to level set"

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stalker level

Way of measuring the creepiness of a stalker on a 1-10 scale, with 10 being the creepiest. To break it down:

1-3: Non-threatening stalker. Might be creepy but not always. Unlikely to force a meeting or conversation between themself and the stalkee.

4-6: Has the potential to seek the stalkee out, but won't for certain. The middle ground on the stalker level, for those stalkers whose motives you aren't sure of.

7-9: Creepy stalker. Will go out of his or her way to try and meet or converse with the stalkee. Never knowingly go to a place you may encounter a 7-9 level stalker by yourself.

10: File the restraining order.

To determine how serious your stalker problem is, consult the stalker level scale.

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