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A town located outside of Toronto, but more importantly Scarbourough. There is litterally nothing in Ajax except for high school gang violence. Don't believe me? Every week someone get's stabed at J. Clarke Richardson High School, but we don't have a mall. Yeah I wonder why we have so much teenage violence, not. The south side is filled with rich white people who have there own community center, while the north side is filled with imigrants and drugs. Not joking. If you are found in a scenario where you are in North Ajax pray that your either black or have police esscorting you. The majority of the population is either from a country where you can't pronounce the name or are they are emo, often both.
An example of our emo abilities the band Sum 41 formed here in Ajax Ontario.
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Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.
You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.
Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?
You: Yes. How did you know?
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A medium-sized, mostly working class city located between Toronto and Detroit. London is home to a small number of white supremacist and neo-nazi groups.
Yo nigga, London, Ontario is the lamest city in all of Canada.
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Official sponsor of the Rockefeller Weekend and thousands of three-day millionaires
Ontario's version of welfare.
Can you spot me a twenty piece until Friday? I'll have my Ontario Works then.
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London Ontario sucks ass. Everyone I have met from this city is either a hick, or a wigga. It is a tiny, pethetic version of Toronto (which in itself is a shitty town) which gained most of its current population by old Toronto WASPS moving their because they were affraid of Black people. The downtown is a hollowed out urban renual zone second only to Detroit (which is a much better city). The rest of the city is made up of identically malled intersections. Western is a shitty school where dumb sluts go to rope a dorky business student who is none the wiser to how many cocks she sucked in high school.
Fuck London Ontario, and all 365,000 residents.
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Scotland, Ontario (a.k.a The Land of Opportunity) is one of those quaint little towns outside of Toronto that nobody cares about like Burford or Harley, but don't get Scotland and Burford mixed up cuz we Scotlanders are nothing like the kids from that dirt hole! No, Scotland is miles above Burford, and in the heart of the city is our pride and joy...... DUKES variety store/LCBO/Pizzeria, where all of your wildest dreams can come true. It is your one stop shop for everything from a bag of chips, to a carton of eggs for your bastard neighbours house, and also if your lonely, you might be able to strike up a deal with the cashier in order to go to the back room and choose from the wide selection of erotic pornographic films. Some of the attractions in Scotland are for the prime biking spots all around, in fact if you are a kid in Scotland and do not bike around in one of the various biking gangs around town you may get your balls hacked off. The two main things kids do around Scotland when the sun goes down is, smoke a big bowl of weed behind Harry's tiny ass restaurant/bar and go eggin'. Soooo, thats life in the isolated town of Scotland for the poor deprived child born and raised here, cuz once your in you dont have a shot in hell of gettin out. Scotland: The best damn town in the whole world. Just jokes Scotlands a shit hole, no different from the rest of the hick towns of Ontario.
Man, the best night of my life was hangin out at harrys open jam on a Friday evening after coughin' up a lung out back while rippin a bowl, and then running half naked from the guy whose porch I shit on. Only in Scotland, Ontario!
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A small town in southern Ontario which is likely the most boring place you will ever go. Not somewhere you want to live under any circumstances.
Wow, watching paint dry is almost as boring as living in Bradford, Ontario!
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