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The day Martial Law is declared, is the day you wake up and realize that your Constution/bill of Rights/Charter of Rites and Freedoms/etc. is really just about as valuable as that Kleenex you just spunked in... because rites are just privileges, and privileges can be revoked. Your government will do whatever it takes to stay in power, and they got the gunz...
Martial Law can be recognized by the increased presence of men with plexiglass shields and/or sub-machine-guns, a pale green fog that tastes, smells and feels like burning, random acts of hippy clubbing and indiscriminate shooting into crowds.
If your going to "get your loot on" its best to do it during the Preceding state of emergency, because once Martial Law is declared, the party's over. Usually once Martial Law is declared, its best to just stay home, tune into your local state-owned media outlet and do what they say. The punishment for most criminal offenses becomes summary execution, and most of the things you might do out in public become criminal offenses.
Looting = criminal offense = shot on sight
Exercising freedom of speech= criminal offense= disappeared (shot out of sight)
looking like you might be a 'rebel' = criminal offense = a. shot on sight or b. disappeared
On the street after curfew = criminal offense = shot on sight
Looking at the officer the wrong way = criminal offense = shot on sight
If you must go out, try not to wear that 'Rage Against the Machine' tee-shirt, red stars, or clenched-fist logos, as these may attract unwanted bursts of well-aimed fire in your direction.
Remember that meeting you went to back in college? Where the guy at the front was talking about "property is theft" this, and "smash the state" that? Which you attended just so you could meet that cute outspoken Alternachick from your poli-sci class? Well, I hope she put out because thats the reason you have to agents beating on you with a phone book, trying to get a confession out of you... in the washroom of a stadium-turned-detention center. Was she worth it? (tip: just confess, the electrodes are next and a tap to the back of the head hurts less).
"Rites? Didn't you hear son? Its Martial Law! Agent Jonston, hand me those electrodes will you?"
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1. An inexperienced graffiti writer.
2. Also, a poser in any one of the other elements of hip-hop.
Orion, Soap, Addenton and Shockra are Toys!
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Rockefeller Weekend generally starts on or a few days before the third last banking day of the month (depending on wether you receive your Ontario Works or ODSP cheque by mail or direct deposit).
The proper procedure for a sucsessful rockefeller weekend is:
1: Recieve your cheque.
2: Buy enough Ciggerettes to last for the next three days.
3: Smoke crack, drink, smash morph until your cheque is depleated.
4:Spend the night at Withdrawl Managment if you cant sneak back into the shelter.
5:Return to buming smokes and butt banging. Tell your social worker that your cheque got stolen... again.
*Homeless Shelter Log-book entry: "Heads up, Its Rockefeller Weekend."
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The end of the story.
'-30-' is put at the end of a news story before publication. The '-30-' is dropped from the final article as published. '-30-' can also be found at the end of a news release.
Supposedly, the use of '-30-' stems from the last writings of a war correspondent, who was killed while writing a story during WWII. '-30-' was the last thing written on the page.
get your hands on a draft of a story and take a look...
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That book that the EMO boy is carrying. it's attached to his hand
If you steal his journal, he will probably slit his wrists... After buying a new journal and writing about how sad he is that his old journal got stolen...
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That book that the EMO boy is carrying. it's attached to his hand
If you steal his journal, he will probably slit his wrists... After buying a new journal and writing about how sad he is that his old journal got stolen.
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