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A variation of the amazing sexual position, while the man holds the girl's legs to his waist while she balances on her hands crab-walk style. The man then begins to thrust inside her and picks her up higher until she is almost upside down on top of her head, causing the blood to rush to her head and look like an Oompa Loompa.
We called it the Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow since I had her upside down like a wheelbarrow but picked her up higher and all the blood rushed to her head. She looked like an Oompa Loompa doing a crab walk getting shagged.
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A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.
I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat
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The act of packing your partner’s anus with saffron and proceeding to fuck them until your dick turns orange.
We originally just wanted to grab a little olive oil to use as lube, but once we saw the saffron in the pantry, we knew we had to try for the dirty oompa loompa.
When someone is doing everything thing right ; or balling out
“ Yo did you here Michael scored 53 points against us? He’s bringing that oompa loompa energy”
When some ugly ass trashy ass mother fucker mates with another ugly ass stupid in the face looking ass mother fucker and they have a double ugly ass stupid in the face dumb trashy child.
Person 1: Did you hear? Crystal and Jared are having a kid.
Person 2: That's gonna be one Oompa Loompa Afterbirth of a child.
Another comeback that is added to the end of a sentence to diss someone stupidly. Just like, "In bed".
Joe: Dood...I saw the TRIPPIEST thing yesterday!
Matt: Under an oompa loompa!
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1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
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