oompa

a person that uses 'Fake tanning lotion' and turns there skin orange, making them resemble an oompa loompa.

Geez that Oompa tries too hard.

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oompa

typically the small orange skinned, green haired fellows that devote their lives to floating on the chocolate river or picking gumdrops off of the gumdrop trees
but
if particularly band-nerdy, it means the part in a song (usually march) in which the tubas take the down-beat and the horns take the up-beat, thus creating an OOMPA SOUND
(and as a result, the ham song is born)

"oompa loompa doompadee do, i've got another story for you."
"don't touch the chocolate river!!!"

band director- "cmon horns,i need that oompa effect!!!!"

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Oompa

A word, meaning "grandpa". Also, the word "ooma" means grandma.

"Mommy, I want to go fishing with Oompa today."

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Oompa

1. Short little man with green hair and orange skin

What a fag
Gayest person alive
"Where did he go?"

I saw Oompa making out with Joey.
Oompa won olympics in shortest person ever and gayest.

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Oompa

Best friend code word for...I need help...something is wrong...call me asap

Where is my oompa?

You: oompa
Friend: OMG what's wrong?

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meameamealokkapoowa oompa

A massive number. Here's it's value:
{{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10
Don't ask me to explain how these curly brackets work, looks like a bunch of error-laden code to me.
This number is so big that we simply do not have enough atoms in our observable universe to even write the number.

Convict: Please, judge. Show me mercy!
Judge: I'll give you a choice!
Convict: Thank you!
Judge: 7 days in solitary confinement...OR... meameamealokkapoowa oompa nanoseconds in jail.
Convict: The second one!
Judge: Enjoy your {{L100,10}10,10&L,10}10,10 years in the lock!
Convict: If only I paid attention in Maths class.

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Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

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