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Robust Optimizer

Someone who knows the darkest nights produce the brightest stars.

Are you taking an umbrella just because there is a 10% chance of rain? You are such a robust optimizer!

by cuppoo95 September 21, 2021


Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products

"Did you Optimizely that?"

by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019


Hypothetical Optimism

When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.

1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.

by whx November 19, 2023


Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism

by Mebemax September 7, 2023


optimism

no.

If you look up the word optimism in the OED and this is true, the definition simply says no

by kentern October 18, 2020


optimism

poppy and kayleigh

poppy and kayleigh are optimism

by sysjwhahss June 16, 2023


optimism

the state of mind/ideal of being happy and positive.

it's difficult to remain having optimism during these days with trump as our president

by silyy November 15, 2017