Pastry Bag

A manuever in which a tube sock (or any sock for that matter) is ejaculated into by a group of men and is then it's contents are squeezed out of the tip into a girl's or girls mouth/s.

The sock is meant to act as the "pastry bag," and it's contents the icing.

A pastry bag is like a bukkake, but with a sock.

3👍 4👎

danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

10👍 21👎

Pastry Pirate

Any person who takes great pleasure in one of the following acts to another person's pastry...either by penetrating with fingers or another part of the body, or by throwing at a wall at mach-3 to implode it. This person's malicious intent to defile your precious pastries, and his indulgance for piligining your innocent desires for one bite of your chocolate muffin make this individual a pastry pirate!

Boy that Sgt Lowe is sure one hell of a pastry pirate!

3👍 5👎

pastry pitching

Throwing powdered doughnuts through your car windows at other moving vehicles. The most fun you'll ever have.

Last night we went pastry pitching and got three cars to chase us!

3👍 3👎

Lool Pastry

The process of being a complete n00b and being a complete bish pwner like pastry. Yars...

Man: Ya...Lets do maths.
Lolers: Hows about no.
Man: Lool Pastry. Srsly.
(Numnumnumnum)

4👍 9👎

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

5👍 15👎

Rodgers Pastry

A person or animal that eats pubic hair in a pastry such as a cornish pasty or similar

3👍 10👎