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taking a patterson

going number 2

Patterson taking a poop.

Man I just took the biggest Patterson today. I sat down on the toilet and boom. Had a bunch of dingy berries pop out like popcorn or a old car sputtering. Anyway I sat down and it was like that fish you see getting put into that cannon on the inter webs. Patterson all over the toilet and wall. I’ve even got some on my hands. I don’t think I’ll be able to finish writing this cause my fingers keep slipping off my phone while typing. Taking a Patterson means going number 2

by Taking a Patterson September 20, 2021


Richard Henry Patterson

the act of asphyxiating your partner during oral sex until 'accidental' death

I gave her the ol' Richard Henry Patterson and now I'm on trial for murder

by Richard Henry Patterson May 10, 2017


Patterson Challenge

when someone from the suburbs of northern jersey goes to patterson nj and screams n***ger at the residents whilst trying to escape the angry black men

“bruh we lit pu to p town to do the patterson challenge and almost got shot”

by Duckiedo January 22, 2024


Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown

Shoving two knuckles deep into someone's asshole. While clapping slowly and softly from both inside and outside.

Dude! Look at that dude. He looks like a professional at doing the Two Knuckle Patterson Patdown . that's crazy insane man

by Goat2530 December 30, 2018


Benny Patterson

That nigga he pull all the bitches he fine asl and loyal, clingy, funny, and not short and he have a loving girlfriend name nalee👍🏾

Benny Patterson is him

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 21, 2023


Benny Patterson

That nigga got the most beautiful girl/wife (nalee) they locked in Benny is a Virgo he funny he smart he chill sometime and Benny is just that guy

Benny Patterson is him

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 22, 2023


Benny Patterson

That nigga he got the most beautiful girl (nalee) he’s loyal, funny, smart, and NOT short and FINNEE ASH

Benny Patterson is that nigga

by Jd dmsgrns eiryru November 22, 2023