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Something people say to get ass.
Wanna have sex with me? No? Okay, rape it is!
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when someone is 'hardcore dancing', between all the windmills and spin kicks, another move is usually done which involves touching the ground with each hand in an alternating pattern. similar to the 'floor punch'. if you were to go to a Terror or a Norma Jean gig, you would see many 'scene kids' doing this.
at a hardcore gig.....
random hardcore kid #1: look at all those kids picking up change.
random hardcore kid #2: yeah, losers. lets stand here with our arms crossed and nod our heads some more, 'cos we're hardcore.
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When a friend creeps up to the girls you are picking up.
When a friend doesn't have the confidence to approach a group of girls at a bar/club, so he gets you to do the approach, and break the ice, then he comes up from nowhere, and you are forced to introduce him to the girls.
This way he has an excuse to introduce himself to the girls, this also makes him look cooler to the girls, even though he is just mooching of the my effort.
This works using a girl to do the approach too. Bring one of your female friends to the bar, and get her to spark a conversation with girl(s) and then creep up on it.
We where at a club last night and I was talking to mad girls, and buddy kept creepin on a pick up.
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Catch the clap, become infected with gonorrhea
I picked up a nail in that brothel in Tangier
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A cute dog that you use to pick up girls.
Dude, can I borrow your dog this afternoon? She's such a great pick up dog. Last time I took her out at least 7 girls came up to chat with me about how cute she was.
When someone lets their pet poop in someone else's yard/area and acts like they are going to pick up poop, but doesn't.
That man did a ghost pick-up after his dog took a crap in my yard.
Getting a double kill in a video game, or if you like, real life.
Friend - Hey, help me out, there is loads of them here
You - * Shoots* Picks up the double
Friend - Your a beast.