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playstation player

A 9 year old small dick virgin who lives in the basement, Also he jacks off to porn while he is home alone.

Oh you are a playstation player haha fucking virgin

by That 1 person on the internet May 12, 2020

11πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Playstation Fanboy

A person who starts beef for no reason. Also, these people do not understand most Xbox owners have a PS2 as well. But they just prefer Xbox, because of better graphics, online gameplay, THE SAME DAM GAMES AS PS2 and Halo yes Halo Playstation people go ahead make fun of it while it destroys any other game just made for playstation, but wait how many games are just made for that: little to none. Also what these fanboys say is that the next console race is over when in fact Bill Gates has over 50 Billion dollars so you would have to think that microsoft's xbox wont be going anywhere for a while. The real fact is Both Sony and Microsoft will be going at it for a while so fans in the middle will have to listen to both sides bitching for the next few years.

John: I'm a PS Fanboy

Horace: I'm an Xbox fanboy

Jack: Both of you shutup you both are 5'5 weigh 90 lbs. and have pimples all over your face. You both need to calm the heck down because the Nintendo Revolution is gonna dominate anyway.

by John Doeyy August 6, 2005

163πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


Playstation Rage

When one is losing or being beating on a gaming console and cant keep their cool, even though its just a game.

#Guy 1# - Man I'm giving you a hiding on Tekken 5, I keep getting perfects!

#Guy 2# - Yeah well its cause you keep cheating and not letting me get up!

#Guy 1# - But that's the whole point of winning the game, you gotta try harder

#Guy 2# - Whatever! *Throws controller and goes to room and cries*

#Guy 1# - Fuck I hate people who get Playstation Rage

by Tekken Lord May 3, 2009

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Playstation Notwork

What ones would call the Playstation network these past few weeks.

I woke up hoping to hop on PSN and blast some niggas in Battlefield, but it turns out i was still logged in to the Playstation Notwork.

by dee.signs May 13, 2011

7πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Playstation 3

A console you'd need a job for. Considering the fact that the definitions below are made by idiotic 14 year olds who have to ask their parents to buy a console, they believe bashing it would make themselves feel better.

Oh hey, is dat sum Playstation 3 with a 400 dollar price tag? Lol wut?
Oh hey, is dat sum online support that doesnt need a monthly fee?
Oh hey, is dat some better graphics without lying about actual HD resolution? (lol halo 3)

by Jack Spicer December 7, 2007

50πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


Playstation 4

A system due to be released in 2010 or 2011.
Bound to cost over 9000 dollars upon release.

Said to include the following:

Over 9000 GB.
Satellite T.V.
Hologram movie format
Classic DVD/Blue-Ray/HD-DVD formats
Phone service
DVR capabilities
Virtual Console
Music receiver
Mini refridgerator
Nuclear Powered
Home security system
...more to be specified.

The bundle pak is said to contain a new Tennis game and a war game. Most likely Call of Duty 5 or 6.

Oh, yeah. Can't wait to record Golden Girls with my ballin'-ass Playstation 4!

by Wasabimoto June 14, 2008

223πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


PlayStation Haters

People who hate PlayStation the PlayStation haters are mostly Xbox players thinking that they’re much better than them when they’re not and love bashing on players who love it and complain to Sony to remove specific features to bash PlayStation to make everyone switch to Xbox,PC or Nintendo

PlayStation Hater you’re such a noob at Xbox you have bad tastes in Xbox games PlayStation is for Timmies.

PlayStation lover Says the dude that Xbox never gets console exclusivity first.

Just great the PlayStation Haters complained to Sony to get rid of Backwards Compatibility

by WetToiletPaper March 20, 2020