Plot twist

A term used by 14-year-olds in comment sections in order to receive internet points that they wouldn't be able to obtain otherwise due to their unfunny nature.

*A Youtube video shows two guys playing a game of table tennis, during which one of them notices that the noise of their playing at one point resembled the beginning of the Super Mario Bros. theme song.*

14-year-old commenter with over 5k likes : "Plot twist: The other guy doesn't even know what Mario is."

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plot bunny

An idea for a fanfic that may strike at any time. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they suck.

Mel: I was watching Grey's Anatomy, and Lexie broke Sloan's penis. So I've got this plot bunny where Harry breaks Draco's penis.
Jenna: What?! You need more sleep, hon.

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missed the plot

A common term in British English indicating that the person named is completely clueless.

The company president missed the plot when he said that customers would be charged for service repair.

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thot plot

the act of being a manipulative whore in order to accomplish selfish goals

That chick fed me bars and fucked me, and when I woke up she stole my wallet. That bitch pulled a thot plot.

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Lose the plot

Get really angry and lose your self-control. Derogatory, as implies that it wasn't a reasonable reaction in the circumstances.

After Dad saw my picture on the front of the porno DVD, he completely lost the plot.

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Scatter Plot

Diarrhea that ends up on all parts of the toilet bowl, creating a scatter plot diagram... Much like how Dots end up all over a graph, also making a scatter plot

After I ate the XL Mega-Burrito from that Roach Coach I couldn't hold it till I got home and was left with no option but to leave a Scatter Plot all over the bathroom at work.

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wood plot

The act of taking a shit while camping. Usually sitting on a fallen tree or a man made shit hole.

The act of plotting shit near wood.

Camper #1 I ate 16 sausages and 10 eggs for breakfeast this morning and man do i have to take a slimy nasty wood plot.

Camper #2 Aww man, I was going to hop on the canoe and hang my asshole off the side and take a huge wood plot!!