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don't call me. i'll be polishing the pearl all afternoon.
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Wasting a lot of time working on something that is too broken or worthless to fix.
I was going to repair the TV I found while dumpster diving but I was just Polishing a Turd.
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(Pronounced POWLish r'zoom) A variation of the withdrawal method, wherein the penis is re-inserted into the vagina immediately after (and sometimes during) ejaculation.
Stacy: "You hear Theresa is pregnant?"
Martha: "No! But I heard Francis was a pretty big fan of the Polish resume! He calls it 'courting fate'"
The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
Whist Mary was away at bingo Rupert took the opportunity to bathe and polish the lighthouse
A cocktail from Krakow, Poland. The drink can come in a number of forms, but the classic remains the most common. There is some mystery behind it's creation but there are rumours that a manuscript exists detailing the first consumption.
Classic Polish coffee:
50ml Soplica Nutmeg Vodka
75ml Black coffee
100ml Milk
Method, Mix the vodka, coffee then milk. Serve in a highball glass with one striped straw.
"I'll have one Polish Coffee (Polska Kawe) please"
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When someone, usually in an SUV, drives in the passing lane directly alongside somebody else, thus keeping faster traffic from getting by.
I'd have gotten here quicker if there weren't so many Polish roadblocks on the interstate.
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When you lick the females clitoris, it can be referred to as "polishing the pearl" the clit being the pearl, your tongue doing the polishing..
She came over to my house, and I polished her pearl..
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