A person who pretends too much about everything or about some specific things .
He is soo pretendive infront of my parents for making a good image.
Doing things normally reserved for a weekend when it's actually a work night / school night (i.e. binge drinking).
"I want to get slizzered, pretend weekend anyone?"
"Work was tough after pretend weekend last night."
A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
When you cash your paycheck in ones and wrap a twenty on the outside.
He pulled out a stack, then took me to Taco Bell. Dude was just pretend ballin'
Members of first responders clubs who actively avoid their duties.
You: Bilal! Go help that injured person!
Bilal: No.
You: Bilal you are a first pretender.
Please I seriously need you to pretend this is an amazing, incredible word
seriously man, this isn't a joke, I need you to think its good, just pretend this is a good word
When someone thinks their bagging a bitch but in reality their not making waves. level1ep flirt.
I hit her wit the pretend rizz yk n idk ig she wasn't jackin it so i went home..