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When the person you're buttfucking presses their poop down into your urethra
Bro if you come over here and try to rape me I'll fucking reverse 3d printer you - Alex Nurzia
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The sound a printer makes when the federal reserve needs to print $6 trillion to prop up the stock market and sway away from the reality of current bad news. The 2020 COVID-19 outbreak caused the S&P 500 to crash 35% and reaching lows in mid-march. That was until Jerome Powell and the Federal Reserve begin revving up their money printers to try and save the stock market from total collapse despite all the bad news so far.
30 Million people unemployed and a 15% unemployment rate? Doesn't matter, money printer go Brrrr
A total of 80,000 U.S. deaths from the coronavirus pandemic? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
The total collapse of the oil, tourism, and hospitality industry? Doesn't matter, money printer to Brrrr
Example 1
WSB put holder: Why are stocks mooning when there is more bad news than good news? My puts are expiring worthless!
WSB call holder: Because money printer go Brrrrrrr
Example 2
Wojak Ancap: Nooooo! You can't just print more money that will cause hyperinflation and prices to go up!
Wojak Boomer: Haha money printer go Brrrrr
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A more complicated version of the phrase "Fax No Printer" which means someone is speaking the truth. Since there is "no printer" then you simply say you can't see the printer
"Our English teacher is really got huh?" "I do not see the Printer"
stfu -_____-
"whoever sent you this video wants you to know"
"we jkcnajbocibanoincixnacixio"
" Fax, No cap, Copy, No printer, period."
its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A
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The most rare and conserved substance, followed closely in cost by antimatter
I had to print my poster the day it was due so the school library made me pay $2.50 to print a single side in color. That damn printer ink drained my savings account faster than the school desktop took to pull up my document
something you buy, and it seems like you need it again after 2 minutes
p1: "printer ink is so expensive"
p2: "ikr"