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Nut Punt

An extreme kick to the balls, involving a running start for added momentum, as well as backwards arm thrust for improved balance and positioning. Ideally, the victim will be propelled upwards and back away from the punter, while making a series of very contorted faces and a loss of breath will occur. Occasionally, this can result in ruptured testicles, but in most cases is a good entertaining break from day to day boredom, for everyone around!

"Whoa that dude just got severely nut punted!" as victim is achieving liftoff

by teh_psYcho March 27, 2010

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arm punt

A throw from the quarterback which ends in an interception.

University of Michigan fans would be happier if Denard Robinson, AKA D-Rob wouldn't arm punt the ball so often.

While Brett Favre finished his career with 508 touchdowns, he also loved the arm punt, with 336 interceptions.

by Shaved Deer September 1, 2012

38๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cunt-Punt

The act of kicking a woman in her genital region.

That chick pissed me off so I gave her the cunt-punt.

by Big Dave Sully January 3, 2013

81๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


fudge and punt

After having anal sex with your partner or person, you immediately kick them out of the home or place that whoopie was made.

Man that girl was hot as hell but I heard my girlfriend pull up so had to give her the ol' fudge and punt.

by MCfartCHeez August 14, 2018


punt runt

Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.

Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.

by RespectTheTruth July 9, 2018


Junk Punt

The act of kicking, or getting kicked, in the junk.

After a bottle of Tequila, trading junk punts seemed like a great idea.

by Zeezo October 8, 2004


Orphan Punting

A sport very popular in the United Kingdom, in which you see who can kick an orphaned child the farthest.

Eric is great at orphan punting. He can kick an orphan over one hundred feet!

by anthonyhelms15 August 6, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž