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After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.
After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.
I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.
An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.
You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger
a male's statue that is below the waistline and above the knees, usually called the penis or erected or flacid male genetalia also known as a dick.
I stuck my purple headed bloom fairy in her vertical bacon smile.
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Timmy swung his Purple Headed yogurt slinger in my face right before he blew his load.
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He can't stop playing with his purple headed yogurt shooter.
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A penis with a slightly purple tip.
"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"
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