python jerk

A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.

Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.

milky python

Whenever a female has ejaculated on your "Python" and it looks like milk.

Jackson gave me a milky python last week. You know what they say, "It's not rape if you like!"

Python Scroggs

A person, usually a female, with an extreme aptitude for performing the act of felatio. The two part word derives from the surname Scroggs, reminiscent of the south Louisiana woman for whom the term originated, and the word python, used to compare the felatio-artist's jaw with that of a python, implying a prodigious ability to become unhinged for the purpose of taking more penis into the mouth.

Yeah, my mother is python scroggs, and yes, she gives incredible head.

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carpet python

1. an Australia breed of python native to the Queensland region having markings which resemble an Oriental carpet

2. The male member sliding into an unshaven vagina

1. I have a jungle carpet python in a 50 galon aquarium

2. Her pussy was really hairy, but I gave her the carpet python anyway

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vermonty python

coffee ice cream with chocolate liquer and chocolate cows. YUMMINESS. Monty Python fans with understand.

Kait: Hey vandy. Whatcha eatin?
Vandy: vermonty python.
Kait: ooh, can I have some?
Vandy: No.
Kait: bitch.

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Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.

"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."

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spermese python

A penis

Whoa, Becky, look at his spermese python! It’s so long!