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when a girl starts sucking on your balls, then licks your gooch, and finishes it off with a rimjob. It's a funny experience that feels great, but is secretive just like the real underground railroad from back in the day.
So last night this slam piece was sucking my dick when all of the sudden she gave me the underground railroad
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When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the anal-receiver making the mouth into the cross tie just like those damned chinese in the 1800s thus making a RUSTY RAILROAD.
Man: Bitch turn around so i can give you a rusty railroad.
Woman(or gayer man): NO! I don't want poop-dick tracks smeared on my face!
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The toilet and/or the entire human fecal system.
Called the underground railroad because "black shit escapes."
Goddamnit, I better go visit the underground railroad.
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When two guys are spit roasting a girl, and they both pull out at the same time, get on opposite sides of her and wave their dicks up and down while yelling “ding, ding, ding!”
After a good train, Jennifer really likes to see a ceremonious railroad crossing.
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A clever escape route, or the act of leaving a crowded place or a sticky situation, without anyone noticing until long after your gone.
"Hey, anyone seen Tom?"
"yea..like a half hour ago by the keg"
"Damn, He must have hit the underground railroad"
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A polish railroad is when a male recieves anal penetration from two other males simultaneously. The motion of the act is perhaps the most important part. The two penetrating males move in and out in opposite motion meaning as one goes in, one comes out. The motion of the two males in junction with the two penises in the third males anus (the rails) is aptly named the Polish Railroad.
Cam took a ride on the Polish Railroad lead by his two conductors Bill and Luke in Nellie's bed last night.
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When a train captain drives a train into a woman's vagina.
Man 1: Did you fuck her?
Man 2: Yea, but she was loose enough to give an underground railroad.
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