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Link Rider

Someone who does what's called "Link Surfing" or "Link Riding". The action of clicking on links within webpages. One might begin on twitter, follow a link to youtube, click on a link in the sidebar to a news website, and go from there to another site. By the end of an hour, and Link Rider will usually have about eight windows open from different websites.

"What's been taking Bob so long? I thought he was just checking his email."
"Oh... Wendy sent him a link to a Wikipedia article. He's probably been sucked into all the pretty blue links."
"Great! He's probably going to be on there for hours!"
"What a pathetic link rider..."

by missjo5ie September 29, 2009


tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.

Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider

by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 26, 2014


Kamen Rider

The series that beats all of your favorite fictional characters in a fight.

"Kirito vs Ex Aid would be a good death battle."
"Yeah but Kamen Rider Ex aid easily claps him though."

by FalseScyther December 20, 2020


Technical Rider

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.

Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.

by SHATEELA August 31, 2010


broomstick rider

A non-gender specific term to describe an individual who possesses or closely resembles the attributes of a witch. While invisible to the viewer, this individual invariably and constantly maintains a broomstick between their butt cheeks. They may occasionally appear to glide as if riding a broomstick. The manifestation of broomstick rider qualities may include but are not limited to: virtually any negative quality, especially those associated with a witch.

Most notably seen in the qualities of the wicked witch of the west from Wizard of Oz. Cue music of wicked witch of the west riding the bicycle (phonetic pronunciation of the tune: DO DO DO DO DO DO (repeat 3 times with the third time finishing with a much higher pitch).

"That woman just spit in my sandwich, and then she wiped her greasy fingers all over it, right after scratching her hindquarters! What a broomstick rider!"

"My teacher failed the whole class, singled me out to sing the national anthem backwards as punishment, and then mocked me ruthlessly. She was a real broomstick rider!"

"That guy has been leading me on for years! He lured me into getting married, framed me, stole my kids and everything I own. Now I'm begging for bread crumbs on the streets of Manhattan. He was the biggest broomstick rider I've ever met!

by BRUTALTRUTHHURTS May 15, 2016


batty rider

very small and tight female shorts, which allow you to see a womans butt cheeks (batty) hence the name

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

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batti rider

Caribbean (esp. Jamaican) term for very small and tight shorts worn by women, which show the woman's butt (the batti)

Wow you can see her ass in those batti riders.

by TheDiccionario September 9, 2008

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