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Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018


Ghost Scare

1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.

"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"

by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009


The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45ยฐ angle, looks up and screams โ€œTHANK YOU ROGERSโ€ and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the womanโ€™s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019


Scare-ware

It's for all those dumb hoaxes that get passed around with the malicious intention of getting you to buy some useless program to get rid of a "virus" & when you click on the host link....that's the virus!

Or, the thousands of programs sent to new computer users that don't realize that their security & firewall already provide enough protection from programs these dopes want you to buy.

I had a page come up that looked just like a " Microsoft Windows Vista OS" and almost fell hook,line & sinker for this "Scare-Ware" until I noticed in the lower left hand corner that the "address" of the computer security system was no where near the same as mine. These programs also confuse us further by giving us double negative choices such as:

"If you want to cancel this application, click No" & if you want to "Save to File on your computer,click Cancel" which is thoroughly confusing.

by BigGnuSwede May 31, 2009


Scared Shitless

Being seriously scared almost to the point of shitting yourself!!!

I was scared shitless during The Shining!!!

by Yumpotjie August 10, 2018

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pussy scared

A penis bearing human who is afraid to engage in sexual encounters with the vagina bearing race.

A man who has women willing to divulge in sexual pleasures but is too scared to for unknown reasons.

Why won't he just do her?

He's pussy scared. ie.Tyler T

by JETjr March 17, 2008

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scare-a-nigga

Like a scarecrow, only dressed as a member of the KKK. Often with a speaker shouting vulgar expressions. Not to be confused with a scary-nigga.

Rukus: Robert, I invented this here scare-a-nigga. Check it out.
Scare-a-nigga: Booo! I see you! Get your black monkey ass offa my property! Booo!

by Vikeif December 28, 2006

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