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Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone
Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30
Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am
Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
Person X: Whats the plan for tonight?
Person Y: Look at The Schedule
Person X: Shadow it is
The Schedule is an oppressive form of authority that forcefully presides over your life. Most people have to be on some sort of a schedule. People in prison have it really rough in terms of the schedule, students in school are under the oppressive tyranny of the schedule, and people at work are forced to abide by the schedule. It's very rare that someone won't be required to follow a schedule. Sometimes wealthy adults get to not have to follow a schedule.
What the schedule is is a list of times and places you have to be. It is literally the radical opposite of freedom. Some people willingly attempt to plan out their lives, which invariably results in having a schedule. People like me are aware of it and avoid schedules at any and all costs. At work I have to follow a schedule, but when I'm off, I'm free. To hell with the schedule. Imagine, blocks of time where you legally are required to be OR ELSE, even if you DON'T WANT TO. It's essentially slavery.
Bottom Line: Never plan shit out if you aren't required to. You will be sorry. If you are in school, you'll be free eventually. If you are at work, you might be getting off soon. Stand tough, burn the schedule.
At Graduation:
Jill: So Bill where are you going to college?
Bill: North University, you?
Jill: Foxcreek. Now that we've graduated and don't have to follow the schedule, do you want to set it on fire with me?
Bill: Sure Jill! Let's burn the schedule!
The occurrence of when the girl is wet, but the guy isn’t hard. Then when a guy gets hard, but the girl isn’t wet.
“Alright, turn over.”
“Oh, now you decide to get rock hard?”
“Ugh, we’re just on different schedules”