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The best cross country runner in the world because of his third leg schlong. He will smash anyone and has COUNTLESS BODIES!! He will beat anyone up who even looks at him. DONT FUCK WIT DA SCOTTY P!
“Who’s that”
“That’s the best cross country walker Scotty P”
“Damn his schlong is a third leg”
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A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .
I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.
When a man humbly accepts that he doesn't stand a chance with the woman he is talking to and, instead of being a cockblocker, he sets up his much better looking and successful friend with an assist. As a result, both men end up winners.
Guy 1: Hey, bro, you remember that hot ass blonde you Scottie Pippen'd me last week?
Guy 2: Yeah, she was hot as hell.
Guy 1: She's got a friend that's just as hot. Want me to hook you up?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, that's what teamwork is all about.
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The best fuking NBA player of all time. He’s the real deal and nobody should ever mess with him. If u ever make Scottie mad get ready for him to drop 100 on u. Also the greatest Toronto Raptor of all time DADDIES
OMG who just gave that man a facial?
SCOTTIE BARNES FUKING NIGGA
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NBA hall of famer who won 6 titles while playing for the Chicago Bulls alongside Michael Jordan. Most famous for blocking Justin Bieber's jumpshot during the 2011 NBA All-Star Celebrity Game.
Scottie Pippen: Go back to Canada pussy!
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A young country singer in the making with an astounding voice that will freakin' blow your mind the first time you hear it. Maybe you haven't heard of him yet, but I promise, you will one day, and you'll wish you heard of him sooner. Scotty is known for his deep, deep country singing voice, especially for such a young age. I promise you, he will be the next huge country star in years to come.
Also a very genuine, well-mannered, and down to earth kid.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard Scotty McCreery's voice?! It's amazing.
Guy 2: I know, man... I wish my voice was that deep.
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A putter craftsman who is very popular among PGA Tour players as well as other golf professionals. His work coordinates with the Titleist brand to produce one of the most prominent putter lines that exists.
Kyle: How do you make every putt you look at??
Blake: I have a Scotty Cameron, dumbass. FORE!
Kyle: BITE!
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