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Similar to Jungle Fever, Shanghai headache is the condition wherein a non-Asian (usually a white guy) obsesses over/primarily (or only) dates Asians. See also Asian Fever, Rice King, and Fanboy.
1: He must have a Shanghai Headache
2: Why do you say that?
1: Because of the way he always slows down passing the ESL room.
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While fucking a girl doggystyle, preferably, in the ass, you thrust extra hard making her moan in pain/pleasure, you then shit in your hand and slam dunk it in her open mouth.
E.g.: "Dude, i totally shanghai slamdunked the entire Chinese gymnastics team. That's why they all have sour looks on their faces!"
To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch
When someone tries to give away something to you hidden in a deal.
I was loading up a desk and out popped out a snake, the guy was trying to reverse shanghai me a snake.
A type of golf shot commonly performed by hackers characterized by a heavily curved flight and a landing spot from the out of bounds collection.
When Rico faces a heavy pressure situation he nearly always hits a Shanghai Slinger into the shit.
When an Asian woman sits on your face and eats sticky rice at the same time
Cho Chang gave Harry dat Shanghai Swoop last night
While you are giving someone with a yeast infection a rimjob, they will slowly excrete a turtlehead of poop with jalapeno seeds and blood. The yeast infection will lend a white covering to make it appear like a spicy cauliflower.
I was going to town on Jeff's ass last night, and he Shanghai cauliflower me.