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A bag of popcorn (preferably buttered) purchased at a stadium that has human excrement added to it, then lit on fire and thrown at the artist onstage.
Laurie was upset she couldn't understand a word the rapper Sean Paul was saying at his concert so she went to the concession stand, bought a bag of buttered popcorn proceded to take a shit in the bag with popcorn and ask David (who was smoking a blunt) to borrow his lighter and set the bag on fire. She then threw the Exploding Popcorn Shitbag at Sean Paul hitting him in his head.
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A very boisterous or jumpy thing, specifically a Pokémon that will not stay still or jumps out of a pokeballs.
That Pokémon is a jumpy jumpy shitbag and will not stay still!
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Shitbag is a term where you made me super fucking mad and your being a dick, you shitbag.
Were you teabag someone then shit in there mouths
"hey honey how about we do a shitbag later"
"You dirty bastard"
Noun
A bag of flesh that’s sole purpose is to consume otherwise useful things, i.e., food, time, or knowledge. Then turn them into shit shooting it out both holes, relatively useless and wasteful.
Adjective
1. Literary
Scummy in character disingenuous in heart.
2. Heraldry
(Of human) to act in the worst manor of jackassory, I.e., fuckin stupid.
Look at how that fucking shitbag parked his car.
You ate all my chicken burgers? You’re such a shitbag.
That is the fucking dumbest thing I’ve ever heard you fucking shitbag.
A noun used to describe bullies, assholes, or other rude people
Kaden: Your clothes suck!
Houston: Shut up, shitbag
Shitbag: A person who in a nutshell is/does:
a. ungodly dumb stuff.
b. comes up with the most retarded scenarios.
c. plain and simple is a piece of shit.
1. MJ: Dick my dick off!
CC: Wow! Are you a shitbag!